Blue (or Lost) Horizon?

[Ears]

I'm sure that many of you will, like me, welcome a new product to the market:

http://www.bluehorizonideas.com/products.html

as highlighted in this month's 'Gramophone' magazine.

[freefallrob]

Well the video just proves it all............................................... ......

[Hornucopia]

...or....you could just play the Densen Demag CD a few times through the wires?

I'm going to market an Ear De-waxer soon, with directional, cryrogenic ionised Virgin olive oil so we all can HEAR these differences better......

[AmDismal]

Hornucopia wrote:

...or....you could just play the Densen Demag CD a few times through the wires?

That only goes to 20kHz, duh, what good would that do? We need a 24/192 signal at least, nothing else will do.

I often take my cable to the hospital to the Xray machine; I pass it steadily through the machine while applying a DC current in the other direction, to push the Xrays through. Works a treat.

[ultrawomble]

I wonder if Russ is putting together an upgraded PSU for this piece of 'patent-pending' foo?

[hifiwigwam]

"Cable burn-in: an acknowledged problem in need of a better solution."



Only by dribbling morons!

[Ears]

Do I detect a degree of cynicism?

[ultrawomble]

I think that is accepted

[arturo]

My idea for a new foo product - the audiophile ioniser. Works by clearing the air in the listening room so the sound waves have less work to do to get to your ears. Remove distortion produced by fuggy air, let the sound waves travel without impedance from speaker to lugholes.

Plus, has the effect of making you feel better, just like after a thunderstorm, clean, fresh atmosphere, easier to breath so more energy left for listening.

Upgraded psu optional, natch.

Actually I had one once, left sticky black marks all round it, so I imagine it must have been doing something.

[Boxer]

Hornucopia wrote:

...or....you could just play the Densen Demag CD a few times through the wires?

I'm going to market an Ear De-waxer soon, with directional, cryrogenic ionised Virgin olive oil so we all can HEAR these differences better......

Is this related to Mosfet's Gulligo? Or Horace's Expensivator?

[Boxer]

arturo wrote:

My idea for a new foo product - the audiophile ioniser. Works by clearing the air in the listening room so the sound waves have less work to do to get to your ears. Remove distortion produced by fuggy air, let the sound waves travel without impedance from speaker to lugholes.

Plus, has the effect of making you feel better, just like after a thunderstorm, clean, fresh atmosphere, easier to breath so more energy left for listening.

Upgraded psu optional, natch.

Actually I had one once, left sticky black marks all round it, so I imagine it must have been doing something.

Penance hadn't visited by any chance?

[Gag Halfrunt]

arturo wrote:

My idea for a new foo product - the audiophile ioniser.Â* Works by clearing the air in the listening room so the sound waves have less work to do to get to your ears.Â* Remove distortion produced by fuggy air, let the sound waves travel without impedance from speaker to lugholes.

Plus, has the effect of making you feel better, just like after a thunderstorm, clean, fresh atmosphere, easier to breath so more energy left for listening.

Upgraded psu optional, natch.

Actually I had one once, left sticky black marks all round it, so I imagine it must have been doing something.

Too late, Peter Belt already did the audiophile ioniser thing. It was a gas-cooker lighter for £1,600 I think.

I have a better idea. Audiophile vodka. One glass makes your system sound better. 12 glasses and it turns Kerry McFadden into a singer. 36 glasses and she almost looks OK too.

[Boxer]

^ It's called Stolichnaya...or Moskovskya...or Absolut...or Wybrowya... Fuck it! Where's me audiophool grade meths! Or petrol if you're Sodders!

[arturo]

Boxer wrote:

^ It's called Stolichnaya...or Moskovskya...or Absolut...or Wybrowya... Fuck it! Where's me audiophool grade meths! Or petrol if you're Sodders!

Then play an LP & knacker your cartridge, sounds like fun.

[Boxer]

Yeah, that's the one!

My original copies of Solid Air and Wish You Were Here suffered that way...