Be just and if you can't be just, be arbitrary- William S. Burroughs
Must be that Haarp thing.
Nah, it's simple changes in air temp. Think of the 'Day After Tomorrow' type super storm, but on a much smaller scale. Birds fly into a cold front where the air at altitude is way below zero and 'wallop' down they go.
It never happens during the summer- go figure.
Must be rather unnerving if you happened to be walking down the street as they fell from the sky.
Aliens, got to be aliens... No other rational explanation is there...
Arsene Wenger, he actually bought one player in the transfer window.
With the money I saved on cakes, I bought a nice motor..
I'm going to put in a vote for God, but aliens are a good shout too
I suspect Al-Qa'ida myself.
At the end of the Cretaceous, God killed all of the dinosaurs - for being gay.
But birds, which are nothing more than feathery little dinosaurs () were sneaky and hid from God's wrath.
So now God is using terrorist tactics and disguising himself as alien religious fanatics to kill them all - flock-by-flock.
Birds are full of sin, and must die.
Cats and aliens and Al-Qa'ida are doing the Lord's work
I thought God lived in the Cretinacious period???
God's obviously got an altitude problem with them.
Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing all the people I treated badly had it coming.
It has become a world-wide phenomenon:
For Daily mail doubters:
Maybe it's the Aflockolypse?
Suzy Creamcheese - what's got into ya?
I bet it was HAARP - it mustbe it mustbe !
Look, the Voice told me so, okay ?
Sorry, I was in Sweden, ate too many roll mops and farted!