Be just and if you can't be just, be arbitrary- William S. Burroughs
Must be that Haarp thing.
Nah, it's simple changes in air temp. Think of the 'Day After Tomorrow' type super storm, but on a much smaller scale. Birds fly into a cold front where the air at altitude is way below zero and 'wallop' down they go.
It never happens during the summer- go figure.
Aliens, got to be aliens... No other rational explanation is there...
I'm going to put in a vote for God, but aliens are a good shout too
I thought God lived in the Cretinacious period???
God's obviously got an altitude problem with them.
Karma means I can rest easy at night knowing all the people I treated badly had it coming.
It has become a world-wide phenomenon:
For Daily mail doubters:
Maybe it's the Aflockolypse?
Suzy Creamcheese - what's got into ya?
Sorry, I was in Sweden, ate too many roll mops and farted!
"Hugely affable" - Esquire Magazine :-)
Obviously they all died because of age!
This is getting seriously worrying.... so far:
Mysterious killing of fish in coastal waters
10,000s of Birds found dead in Manitoba
Dead Birds and Fish reported in St. Clair River, Ontario
Goldstream River, at Goldstream Provincial Park, Victoria mysteriously turns bright green
Thousands of Birds fall from the sky in South America
Eagles and Birds are falling from the sky in China
Mysterious fish kill prompts ban
Thousands Of Turtle Doves Fall Dead From Sky
Japan on alert after finding dead birds
Hundreds of snapper dead on beaches
Penguins, petrels and other seabirds, mass deaths
Residents gather, eat dead fish floating in barangay Ibo
Dead Teal Ducks With Bird Flu Strain Found In South Korea
Mystery of dead birds on Cape roads
50 birds were found dead
Hundreds of dead birds found in the middle of the road in Sweden
Dead fish discovered in canal marina near Abergavenny
40,000 ‘devil’ crabs found dead on the beach
Tonnes of farm fish found dead
United States of America
Nearly 3000 Dead Birds Fall From Arkansas Sky
First Birds Fall, Now 100000 Fish Dead in Arkansas
Thousands Of Fish Dead In Spruce Creek
Dead Birds Reported by Residents in Southern Illinois
Dead birds found in Kentucky
Mass La. bird deaths puzzle investigators
Dead Birds Fall From Sky AGAIN In Louisiana, 300 Miles From Arkansas Incident Days Earlier
2 Million fish die in Chesapeake Bay, Maryland
Hundreds of Dead Fish Appear In Lincoln Park
Dead pelican count escalates in Topsail Beach
Flock Of Birds Found Dead In Wilson County
East Texas also reports hundreds of dead birds