Residential home for us lot.

[russ abbott - royds brother]

As most of us are around middle aged would it be a good idea to think of our future?

Was thinking of a hotel type place similar to scalford where we can chew the fat dribble over cables, stands, cable lifters etc.without upsetting normal folk.

For just £5 per week starting at 30 you could have your own room with your system being handed on to the next wammer once you depart.

I invite you to disscuss the wigwam residential home.

[Samantha]

Starting at 30 !?

That's the majority of Wammers out then!

[Stupinder]

Cracking idea. Given that alzheimers will have kicked in for many of us by that time we could have the same cable arguments over and over again. Which is different to now in what way?
Some Questions
1. So where abouts do you suggest getting this home built?
2. Would younger Wammers visit the oldies and if so can we have a recruitment drive to increase young, not jailbait young though, laydees?
3. I'm 43 and have had a history of naughtiness where drink is concerned, what would my weekly premium be?

[russ abbott - royds brother]

Increases £1 a week for every year thereafter.

Can i count you in then sam.

[Samantha]

Increases £1 a week for every year thereafter.

Can i count you in then sam.

No chance - knowing you lot you'd insist all women wear nurses outfits and do all the swapping kit about etc

[Stupinder]

That makes it 23 quid a week.....make way for the trailerparkhifitrash that I will inevitably become

[Stupinder]

No chance - knowing you lot you'd insist all women wear nurses outfits and do all the swapping kit about etc

On second thoughts 23 quid seems reasonable.....

[russ abbott - royds brother]

Cracking idea. Given that alzheimers will have kicked in for many of us by that time we could have the same cable arguments over and over again. Which is different to now in what way?
Some Questions
1. So where abouts do you suggest getting this home built?
2. Would younger Wammers visit the oldies and if so can we have a recruitment drive to increase young, not jailbait young though, laydees?
3. I'm 43 and have had a history of naughtiness where drink is concerned, what would my weekly premium be?

1- salisbury or glastonbury.
2- visits would be welcome by younger wammers.
3- there would be a tariff for dodgy behaviour

i.e.

dribbling on a valve amp £28
pissing in someones sub £40.
Playing shania twain on repeat £627.
Smuggling an ipod in - instant dismissmal.

[Stupinder]

Just mentioned this to the wife. She asks can I be booked in now?

[russ abbott - royds brother]

Tad early.
Project is in the early stages at the moment but is moving at a brisk pace.

[gjm]

Can I have a big room please? I have some new speakers...



Probably be best if it's on the ground floor.

[gjm]

Can I have a big room please? I have some new speakers...



Probably be best if it's on the ground floor.

[russ abbott - royds brother]

Rooms will all be the same 5m x 5m with a russ andrews complimentary cabinet.

[Boxer]

I notice Graham's Alzheimer's (or is it Korsakoff's?) has kicked in already: confabulating and repeating himself...

Let him in now, before it's too late!

[chrisB]

What a brilliant idea!
Where can I book?

I hope smoking various herbs and pills would be allowed!
I don't work so fecking hard so my pension won't be spend in *something* other than yogurt!

[s2000db]

Great.... I'm going to develop the 'hifi piss pad'(TM), in anticipation of the opening...

It'll allow one to relieve themselves with impunity, and should provide for at least the full listen of a CD before changing the pad/CD.. It'll also play (via streaming) Handel's Water Music, in high res digital dumpload, through the home's system, to alert the carer's to change the offfending item....

They'll all come with a 60 day money-back gtee, for unsoiled pads only... Please pm for more details..

[russ abbott - royds brother]

What a brilliant idea!
Where can I book?

I hope smoking various herbs and pills would be allowed!
I don't work so fecking hard so my pension won't be spend in *something* other than yogurt!

Pills and herbs are fine.

Infact any young wammer who visits and does not bring illegal substances with them will be turned away.

[chrisB]

Then definitely count me in!

[russ abbott - royds brother]

Great.... I'm going to develop the 'hifi piss pad'(TM), in anticipation of the opening...

It'll allow one to relieve themselves with impunity, and should provide for at least the full listen of a CD before changing the pad/CD.. It'll also play (via streaming) Handel's Water Music, in high res digital dumpload, through the home's system, to alert the carer's to change the offfending item....

They'll all come with a 60 day money-back gtee, for unsoiled pads only... Please pm for more details..

Good thinking.

I'am in talks at the moment to get some slippers made with black ravioli insoles so not to disturb others.

So far i have specsavers and mr kipling who may sponsor some of the build.

[zygote23]

I'm in....Cheap castles and big places to be had on West coast of Ireland now......Home by the sea?

Dungeon for SOdders and his toys!