We obviously need to be inordinately careful what we post here.
On the other hand, go take a bath with all your equipment. Plugged in. You will be amazed what it does to the sound.
Best of luck.
PS: You might first want to look up 'irony' and 'sarcasm' in the dictionary. If you do not know what a dictionary is, try the library. If you do not know what a library is, try a teacher. If you do not know what a dictionary, library or teacher is. Go and lie on some railway lines. Elucidation will be forthcoming.