I enjoyed the first HP film but since that one they went down hill very rapidly IMO.
The last one I saw sent me to sleep it was so good.
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PS I Love You. Absolutely friggin dreadful.
I mean I know this is like me saying that eating regurgitated pig excrement is awful, but sometimes the odd cautionary tale is worth reiterating.
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Sucker Punch - 24 carat arse biscuit. Do not waste 1 hour and 50 minutes of your life watching it.
Yeah, That Jason Statham "Transporter Clone" flick where there is sequence of him having sex on a Rubbish bin while busload of tourists are watching
It also has carnage on rooftop shootout --buggered if I can recall the name though
Seems it was shot lo-res Video --what was he thinking!
HEALTH WARNING! Battleship (perhaps that "p" at the end should be replaced with a rhyming letter).
My excuse is that (a) I knew nothing about it, and (b) that my countryman, the usually excellent Mr. Neeson, was in it. One makes these little mistakes in life... I can only conclude that Mr. Neeson is down to his last zillion.
The good points; brilliant CGI.
The bad points; absolutely everything else. It features a woman singer with a single name (Piranha? Something like that) who, thankfully, doesn't sing, although that might well have been an improvement on the dialogue in this gargantuan turkey. The entire enterprise is as far-fetched as the proverbial bucket of sugar from China and I struggle to recollect anything I've ever seen that is so totally implausible and disbelief suspension-defying. And of course it comes loaded with very US-type rah-rah sentiment and heart-on-sleeve moments for our gallant boys in uniform. However, if you enjoy cringing in embarrassment at the cinematic equivalent of spherical equine waste product, you will be in seventh heaven.
The man with the golden ear trumpet
Bruce, it's called Crank.
Mars attacks was the worst film I ever saw
'Innocence of Muslims' seems the one to avoid at the moment.
On me recent jaunt on holiday l watched 'The Businness' the one wiv that pwopa nawty Danny Dyer- and well l have to say l thought it was a spoof as it was SO BAD, a truly awful film, quite possibly the worst film it has been my misfortune to watch.
Men just can't help acting on Impulse- H6 Baby!
anything with Jason Statham is fucking horrible because he sucks.
Be just and if you can't be just, be arbitrary- William S. Burroughs
watched...interview with a hitman last night
..thats a hour and 40 minutes of my life i wont get back
I avoid watching no more than 1 film in cinema every 2-4 years, but advise catching-up on tellie-digital disc etc.
'Sometimes via the senses, mostly in the mind' (or pocket)...
Chupacabra Vs. The Alamo, from the same studio that brought us such masterpieces as Pegasus Vs. Chimera and Dinocroc Vs. Supergator.
Starring Erik "Poncherello" Estrada; if that doesn't frighten you away, you deserve what you get.
Prof. Chaos 2 - Electric Boogaloo
The new Amazing Spider-Man film - same as the 2002 film only nothing like as good.
All downhill with a bullet
Takers. A heist movie in the vein of Mann's Heat. Only all the protagonists are such swaggering shit weasels you don't give a fuck about any of them.