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    Some of you will be familiar with a recent thread "Let BB slag yer car off"

    Well now its your turn !!!

    Thing is, I've got so much hatred for these so called "4x4's", these "Chealsea Tractors" that I've decided any car that is'nt one, has to be OK !!!

    Alright, some of them (cars that is) are far too expensive:



    and some of them will fall to pieces in their first year.



    Others are just downright ugly.



    But they all serve their purpose

    Vitara's and RAV4's, X5's and Merc ML's, Volvo X90's and the like, and all these other non off roaders are just a complete waste of money and nothing more than "up my arse status symbols"

    (apart from the first 2 coz their just crap)

    So any car then, is good in my books and I want to give you the opportunity to freely slag my car off as I have done yours....

    I will of course contest at any given time and the words "hearse" and"Funeral Director" are not allowed . . .

    Off you go........

    '1997' Volvo 850, T5 Estate.
    BORED FUCKING SHITLESS !!!

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    Good car if you can afford the petrol and the AWD version chews tyres at an alarming rate.
    Just coz you got the power... that don't mean you got the right.

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    I pay for the petrol with the £12,500 I saved by not buying a brand new Focus.

    Thats the way I look at it anyway...
    BORED FUCKING SHITLESS !!!

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    It's a decent car mate but I'm not going to dump my load over it. All cars can be pulled down a peg or two. I reckon if you had all the money in the world and access to all the cars, each one of them would piss you off in some way or other. That's the trouble, money can't buy perfection. It doesn't exist. Other than my cock of course, so the ladies say.


    I don't like stuff that sucks.

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    can't be ladies if they're talking with their mouths full... ;)

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    kennyk wrote:
    can't be ladies if they're talking with their mouths full... ;)
    No, this is several hours afterwards mate. When their breathing has returned to normal and they can speak again.
    I don't like stuff that sucks.

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    Injector wrote:
    kennyk wrote:
    can't be ladies if they're talking with their mouths full... ;)
    No, this is several hours afterwards mate. When their breathing has returned to normal and they can speak again.
    Injector, were you looking in the mirror as you typed in your last two posts on this thread??? ;)
    I could be talking shite you know!

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    I'm a bit dissapointed chaps, I thought I would get innundated with slaggings. Is my title not specific enough ??
    BORED FUCKING SHITLESS !!!

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    Nice new title BB!

    Volvo: for the man who's prepared to sacrifice absolutely everything for impact protection....

    The "sporty" ones have an air of sad desperation, like watchingyour Granny at the disco. The fact that they only cost 4p second-hand should surprise no-one.

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    Its still a brown bread barrow :o)
    thru.






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    meninblack wrote:
    Nice new title BB!

    Volvo: for the man who's prepared to sacrifice absolutely everything for impact protection....

    The "sporty" ones have an air of sad desperation, like watchingyour Granny at the disco. The fact that they only cost 4p second-hand should surprise no-one.
    Yes, but imagine your face as your granny performs a perfectly executed break dance routine to Run DMC's "Its like that" and then gets up and casually walks away with a smirk on her face from ear to ear.

    ps: I've sacrificed nothing as I've got; dual zone climate control, cruise control, electrically adjustable, heated leather seats, trip computer, pas/ew/em, "premium" sound system which actually does sound really nice !!, twin cup holders and a coin tray . . .



    Thru:

    What did I say . . ?
    BORED FUCKING SHITLESS !!!

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    Does BB have a caravan He needs to be honest about this
    Nostalgia is not art (MIB 1 Jul 13)

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    The Strat wrote:
    Does BB have a caravan He needs to be honest about this
    Absolutely and catagorically . . . . .NO

    I dont even have a tow bar !!

    If I did have a caravan, it would only be so I could have a bit of fun setting fire to it !!
    BORED FUCKING SHITLESS !!!

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    Borats Baby wrote:
    The Strat wrote:
    Does BB have a caravan He needs to be honest about this
    Absolutely and catagorically . . . . .NO

    I dont even have a tow bar !!

    If I did have a caravan, it would only be so I could have a bit of fun setting fire to it !!

    Nostalgia is not art (MIB 1 Jul 13)

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    I refer the honourable gentleman to my previous comments on Volvos in "Let BB slag off yer car": I don't think I can be arsed to summon any further bile on that particular subject......

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    Borats Baby wrote:

    Thru:

    What did I say . . ?




    :raoflmfao:Sorry BB, couldn`t help myself.

    I know its not a proper hearse, no room for the flowers.

    thru.






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    BB - why don't you get a caravan to go with it
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    Why is everyone being so nice? Must be the weather...

    OK

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    rabski wrote:
    Why is everyone being so nice? Must be the weather...

    OK

    Styled in three quarters of an hour¬*by a committee in a dark room¬*with¬*a shoe-box for¬*inspiration. Interior¬*plastics produced by re-cycling Zanussi washing machines and adding some burnt Pirellis for texture. Excessive tyre wear,¬*'interesting' wet-weather handling and enough body-roll in hard cornering to make a yachtsman sea-sick. Range of exterior colours that wouldn't be out of place down the front of Sir Les Paterson's dinner jacket.¬*Best used as¬*an attractive¬*ornament on¬*the back of an AA low-loader, or parked at the bottom of the garden to replace the shed on the basis that nobody will be able to tell the difference.


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    rabski wrote:
    Why is everyone being so nice? Must be the weather...

    OK

    Styled in three quarters of an hourby a committee in a dark roomwitha shoe-box forinspiration. Interiorplastics produced by re-cycling Zanussi washing machines and adding some burnt Pirellis for texture. Excessive tyre wear,'interesting' wet-weather handling and enough body-roll in hard cornering to make a yachtsman sea-sick. Range of exterior colours that wouldn't be out of place down the front of Sir Les Paterson's dinner jacket.Best used asan attractiveornament onthe back of an AA low-loader, or parked at the bottom of the garden to replace the shed on the basis that nobody will be able to tell the difference.



    What was your drive again ?

    A Saab ?




    BORED FUCKING SHITLESS !!!

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