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    This thread is dead

    The BBC are trying to sell the rights to the Flintstones into the Middle East.

    Dubai have no interest, but Abu Dhabi do...


    There 's more

    I just got off the phone to Sea World.

    They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises




    First pressings son !

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    I like them . Perhaps we could have a Jovial Joke thread or something similar .
    “Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society’s understanding.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Cat View Post
    yeah, you're in not placing these in the existing joke thread...
    Nope mods threads are more special needs
    First pressings son !

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    What happened to the manky joke thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Cat View Post
    think it's gone

    same with the funny photo thread...

    think someone's been spitting out their dummy again...
    at least the forum's still running...
    TBH idid try and find it.
    First pressings son !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Cat View Post
    think it's gone

    same with the funny photo thread...

    think someone's been spitting out their dummy again...
    at least the forum's still running...
    Quote Originally Posted by hifiwigwam View Post
    If that happens I really will close the site.
    But for how much longer? Link Here
    “Criminals thrive on the indulgence of society’s understanding.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duvet View Post
    Nope mods are more special needs
    Fixt.

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    She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.

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    What is the Karate experts favorite beverage?
    Kara-tea.

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    A Farewell to Arms" is Ernest Hemingway's novel about an American soldier in Italy during World War I. He falls in love with a nurse in the hospital, decides to go AWOL, and rows all night with her in a boat from Italy to Switzerland to evade the authorities.His girl friend was sitting in the stern of the boat, and he was rowing in the middle. At one point he said, "Cath, I love you."
    She said, "Pardon?"
    He said, "I said I love you."
    She still didn't hear him, so he removed an oar from the lock, moved up to the stern, resumed steering the boat from that position, and said again, "I love you."
    She said, "I love you too, but why are you standing there sculling when you can do so much better rowing where you were?"
    He said, "You are undoubtedly right: I just sculled to say I love you."

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    During its heyday the Wells Fargo Company employed a number of specialized stagecoaches such as one with a church for Sunday operation. One of the more popular models featured a darkroom on board, so passengers who took pictures could have them processed en route and the prints delivered at their destination.One day a stagecoach equipped with a darkroom was headed for Wichita when, passing through a small town, it was intercepted by the local marshall, who said, "Halt in the name of the law!"
    "What's the problem?" the stagecoach driver asked.
    "You should know that the operation of a mobile darkroom is illegal in Kansas," the marshall said.
    At this point two psychologists on horseback arrived on the scene. One of them said, "I suppose what we have here is a classic case of the Oedipus complex."
    The other said, "No, it's much simpler than that -- it's just an arrested stage of development."

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    A farmer lived in ancient Rome. He was working in the fields one day when he came across a giant strawberry, about one foot wide and 18 inches high. He thought this would be a novelty that many would want to see, so he took it home, washed it off, and set up a display in a case. He advertised the giant strawberry far and wide, and people came from all over to see the exhibit. He charged admission and made a pile of money.However, he failed to report his earnings to the tax authorities, so they came to his farm to confiscate the exhibit. When they arrived at his door, he said, "I suppose you have come all this way to admire my exhibit as well?"
    "No," they said. "We've come to seize your berry, not to praise it."

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    A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey."
    The horse says "Sure."

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    And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this is my livelihood.'

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    You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

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    "So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'


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    I say, I say, I say....

    "I've been studying marine science in the Indian Ocean." "Seychelles?"
    "Well, all the molluscs, really."

    ‎"A friend builds new vehicles not far off Africa." "Madagascar?"
    "No they're all electric!"

    "I went to visit my son in Holland" "Utrecht?"
    "No I flew all the way"

    ‎"I went to Ireland with a friend." "Kilkenny?"
    "Almost! he really got on my nerves!"

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    Make it stop Mommy

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    Well Bob, you may as well go the whole hog.

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    No she............................................... ..............

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