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    just wondered wether as you get older do your balls sag and drop....

    my floor layer mate in england used to walk around naked at home... sometimes i'de pop round to see him and he'd answer the door starkers..

    he must have been 55 when i last see his pack lunch... anyway i used to take the piss coz his balls were near his knees and his cock had shrunk to the size of a button mushroom...

    i'm a little worried that my balls are going the same way... ie sagging...

    is this normal in middle aged men?

    i really dont want my balls around my knees when i'm in my 50's...

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    will they end up around my knees cloffo?

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    your right they end up like walnuts when it's minus 30...

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    who uses a face cream every day?

    i do sraight after me bath...

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    Cloth-Ears wrote:
    POOF
    helps keeping the phucker looking youthfull cloffo... you should try it sometime.

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    cats nuts aren't visible anyway

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    kennyk wrote:
    cats nuts aren't visible anyway
    no your quite right keeny?

    not like a dogs bollocks aye?

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    i see a bassett hound the other day and it's balls were gigantic....almost scrapping the ground as it walked along.

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    Cats nuts are visible I'll have you know.

    OUr cat 'Toaster' had nutts the size of golf balls till we had them off for him. Bigger nutts than me the bastard.
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    zygote23 wrote:
    Cats nuts are visible I'll have you know.

    OUr cat 'Toaster' had nutts the size of golf balls till we had them off for him. Bigger nutts than me the bastard.
    :sw:

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    Cloffo's right Rudi - testicular rectumtraction (or TR as the quacks refer to it) is common in men with galloping ball-sag such as yourself. It's painful, embarassing and can lead to testicular cancer: castration is the only known cure - no laughing matter.

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    earl of sodbury wrote:
    Cloffo's right Rudi - testicular rectumtraction (or TR as the quacks refer to it) is common in men with galloping ball-sag such as yourself. It's painful, embarassing and can lead to testicular cancer: castration is the only known cure - no laughing matter.
    castration yea right....

    i dont use them anyway so might aswell have em off.

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    rudolph hucker wrote:
    earl of sodbury wrote:
    Cloffo's right Rudi - testicular rectumtraction (or TR as the quacks refer to it) is common in men with galloping ball-sag such as yourself. It's painful, embarassing and can lead to testicular cancer: castration is the only known cure - no laughing matter.
    castration yea right....

    i dont use them anyway so might aswell have em off.
    Serious - testicular C spreads like little else thanks to the male hormones present.

    The sagging's partly due to excessive self-abuse - the wear and tear gradually loosens the skin, once they drop far enough then TR sets in.

    Barmy though it sounds, you could be wanking yourself to death...

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    earl of sodbury wrote:
    rudolph hucker wrote:
    earl of sodbury wrote:
    Cloffo's right Rudi - testicular rectumtraction (or TR as the quacks refer to it) is common in men with galloping ball-sag such as yourself. It's painful, embarassing and can lead to testicular cancer: castration is the only known cure - no laughing matter.
    castration yea right....

    i dont use them anyway so might aswell have em off.
    Serious - testicular C spreads like little else thanks to the male hormones present.

    The sagging's partly due to excessive self-abuse - the wear and tear gradually loosens the skin, once they drop far enough then TR sets in.

    Barmy though it sounds, you could be wanking yourself to death...
    i'de better stop looking at the hun when the wifes working then.

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    Worried about saggy balls? what you need is:


    "My god, it's full of arse"

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    You could always make a small incision in your scrote and use the saggy sack as purse for your small change.;)
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS...

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    You're in good company.

    I remember reading an interview with Nick Nolte, who'd just had a "sack tuck" (weird, that it sticks in my mind) 'cos he'd gotten fed up of sitting on them when he sat down.

    On the plus side, I've dated women who love having balls banging against them. The more pendulous the sack, the greater the momentum.
    ...Romeo is bleeding, but you can't see his blood.

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    My sac is more saggy, I think. It does still do its tortoise shell trick now & again though so I'm ok for the time being. I don't fancy it dangling 'round my knees in years to come though!
    I don't like stuff that sucks.

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    I don't have this problem, mine are still keeping my ears apart

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    Neither do I,perhaps its because rudi's all bollocks?;)
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