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    just wondered wether as you get older do your balls sag and drop....

    my floor layer mate in england used to walk around naked at home... sometimes i'de pop round to see him and he'd answer the door starkers..

    he must have been 55 when i last see his pack lunch... anyway i used to take the piss coz his balls were near his knees and his cock had shrunk to the size of a button mushroom...

    i'm a little worried that my balls are going the same way... ie sagging...

    is this normal in middle aged men?

    i really dont want my balls around my knees when i'm in my 50's...

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    In time they might succumb to a condition known as "Testicular Rectumtraction"

    This is where the testicles sag but then have a tendancy to lean backwards and upwards, leading in some cases to total enclosure within the rectum. The testicles are of course pushed out during defection but afterwards begin their journey arseward once again after the wiping. How quickly they go back up depends on the severity of the condition.

    It is this condition that gave rise to the insult "Shove yer bolloks up yer arse". That has always been one of the more offensive isults in English culture, due to the embarassmentassociated with thecondition.

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    will they end up around my knees cloffo?

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    No. The cold of Sweden will counteract the tendancy to sag. However you may still suffer from Testicular Rectumtraction.

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    your right they end up like walnuts when it's minus 30...

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    who uses a face cream every day?

    i do sraight after me bath...

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    POOF

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    Cloth-Ears wrote:
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    helps keeping the phucker looking youthfull cloffo... you should try it sometime.

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    Yeah right, cream on fur ?

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    cats nuts aren't visible anyway

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    cats nuts aren't visible anyway
    no your quite right keeny?

    not like a dogs bollocks aye?

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    i see a bassett hound the other day and it's balls were gigantic....almost scrapping the ground as it walked along.

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    Cats nuts are visible I'll have you know.

    OUr cat 'Toaster' had nutts the size of golf balls till we had them off for him. Bigger nutts than me the bastard.
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    Cats nuts are visible I'll have you know.

    OUr cat 'Toaster' had nutts the size of golf balls till we had them off for him. Bigger nutts than me the bastard.
    :sw:

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    Cloffo's right Rudi - testicular rectumtraction (or TR as the quacks refer to it) is common in men with galloping ball-sag such as yourself. It's painful, embarassing and can lead to testicular cancer: castration is the only known cure - no laughing matter.

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    earl of sodbury wrote:
    Cloffo's right Rudi - testicular rectumtraction (or TR as the quacks refer to it) is common in men with galloping ball-sag such as yourself. It's painful, embarassing and can lead to testicular cancer: castration is the only known cure - no laughing matter.
    castration yea right....

    i dont use them anyway so might aswell have em off.

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    rudolph hucker wrote:
    earl of sodbury wrote:
    Cloffo's right Rudi - testicular rectumtraction (or TR as the quacks refer to it) is common in men with galloping ball-sag such as yourself. It's painful, embarassing and can lead to testicular cancer: castration is the only known cure - no laughing matter.
    castration yea right....

    i dont use them anyway so might aswell have em off.
    Serious - testicular C spreads like little else thanks to the male hormones present.

    The sagging's partly due to excessive self-abuse - the wear and tear gradually loosens the skin, once they drop far enough then TR sets in.

    Barmy though it sounds, you could be wanking yourself to death...

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    earl of sodbury wrote:
    rudolph hucker wrote:
    earl of sodbury wrote:
    Cloffo's right Rudi - testicular rectumtraction (or TR as the quacks refer to it) is common in men with galloping ball-sag such as yourself. It's painful, embarassing and can lead to testicular cancer: castration is the only known cure - no laughing matter.
    castration yea right....

    i dont use them anyway so might aswell have em off.
    Serious - testicular C spreads like little else thanks to the male hormones present.

    The sagging's partly due to excessive self-abuse - the wear and tear gradually loosens the skin, once they drop far enough then TR sets in.

    Barmy though it sounds, you could be wanking yourself to death...
    i'de better stop looking at the hun when the wifes working then.

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    Worried about saggy balls? what you need is:


    "My god, it's full of arse"

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    You could always make a small incision in your scrote and use the saggy sack as purse for your small change.;)
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS...

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