David Mitchell, lucky fekker

[karlinamillion]

He's engaged to Victoria Coren. So it's true, the geek will inherite the earth.

[Injector]

Intelligent, big-titted, sexy and a millionaire. Force her to wear stockings, at gunpoint if necessary, and that's an awesome package. Jammy get.

[TheMinimalCriminal]

Intelligent, big-titted, sexy and a millionaire. Force her to wear stockings, at gunpoint if necessary, and that's an awesome package. Jammy get.

From what I've seen, quite game for stockings and knee-high boots as well. Strikes me as being positively filthy. Not sure about Victoria though

[Professor Chaos]

Flattering photo of the lucky groom
Bet he's packin' 15 girthy inches.

[griffy]

Yeah, I could go 'All in' with some of that action!

[Legion of One]

Lucky so and so !

[Darren]

Don't worry boys. She'll soon be looking for a bit of rough on the side. Let's face it he ain't gonna be fire between the sheets is he?

[Darren]

Actually its a bit like the silly Middleton bitch. She thinks it's cool that she's married a prince. But we all know he's a fumbling boy who always comes first and doesn't know how to talk dirty to her.....
Won't be many years before she gets caught being naughty with the footmen ( and the butler and half a dozen Coldstream Guards)

[bmtell]

That doesn't sound slightly bitter at all.

[Darren]

That doesn't sound slightly bitter at all.

Not sure why I would be bitter? It just my jaded view of the world

[griffy]

Very jaded!
He might actually be a decent fella. I'm sure being in the Army has taught him a thing or two!

[Darren]

I'm sure being in the Army has taught him a thing or two!

errrrr.... Like what?

[griffy]

Courage Be brave enough to do the right thing, no matter what the circumstances
Discipline Set a good example and follow lawful orders
Respect for others Treat people as you’d want to be treated
Integrity Be honest and never lie, cheat or steal
Loyalty Look after your mates and stick with them, even when the going gets tough
Selfless commitment Put the team, your mates and the mission before yourself

Theres a few for starters. Can you say the same? Got the balls to do the same job?

Nah, doubt it

So why turn this thread into an anti royalty one?

[Tel]

She's probably bluffing

[SMEagol]

(or fluffing) she's a honey. love her voice too, sex on a stick.

Nice bloke, well done!

[Mark H]

(or fluffing) she's a honey. love her voice too, sex on a stick.

I have the stick, if that helps?

[Darren]

Agree with all of that. I could listen to her all day.

[Lokes]

Am I the only bloke on here that thinks he's done well but she's not all that, is she ?

[Darren]

Am I the only bloke on here that thinks he's done well but she's not all that, is she ?

Not perfect for sure but Sexy dont you think?

[griffy]

'Love moves in mysterious ways'