Tonight while driving home from work, I saw a driver on the other side of the road having a huge yawn. As oft happens when you see such an event, I yawned too.
This got me thinking.
If traffic at both sides of the road was a steady flow, both doing exactly 60mph, would my yawn be caught by a driver on the other side driving in the opposite direction, then to be seen and caught by a driver coming my way and so on.
As such, the yawn could be held in a state of perpetual existence in the stretch of road covered by drivers passing it on/back/on. Could that yawn become immortal.
Sadly I suspect as night draws, drivers would no longer see each other and so the empathetic yawn would perhaps fade away faster than the latest x-factor/pop-star/talent show winner's career.
But, if when I drive that same stretch of road in the morning, someone yawns coming towards me, then I shall rejoice at the phoenix resurrected yawn.