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  • Pulled apart by chimpanzees

    3 2.21%
  • Swallowed whole by a great big python

    3 2.21%
  • Made into a skeleton very quickly by soldier ants

    6 4.41%
  • Nibbled to death by giraffes

    3 2.21%
  • Stung by Japanese giant hornets

    3 2.21%
  • Pecked by angry birds

    1 0.74%
  • Shagged to death by Mr Cat

    4 2.94%
  • Miserabled to death by Johnniebaby

    97 71.32%
  • I'm so dim I'll probably just forget to breathe at some point

    1 0.74%
  • N/A - I'm too lazy to die

    7 5.15%
  • I am already dead and noshing on your brains

    0 0%
  • I don't know, so fuck off and mind your own business

    8 5.88%
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  1. #1
    Horrible UKIP Bastard Cloth-Ears's Avatar
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    A cartridge needs 6 pins pmac's Avatar
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    ............. and the menu is where exactly?
    "I have become a fat, half deaf oaf and social retard" - Cloth Ears - 20/03/14

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    Horrible UKIP Bastard Cloth-Ears's Avatar
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    I was making it as you spoke.
    Work is a damn nuisance and a waste of precious time.

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    Super Wammer Dik Dolan's Avatar
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    Does the lack of poll mean I'm immortal?
    "My god, it's full of arse"

  5. #5
    Wammer
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    None of the above.
    Suzy Creamcheese - what's got into ya?

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    A cartridge needs 6 pins pmac's Avatar
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    Easy, pecked by angry birds













    in skimpy bikinis's, oiled up and ready!
    "I have become a fat, half deaf oaf and social retard" - Cloth Ears - 20/03/14

  7. #7
    And relax... Nagraboy's Avatar
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    Just selected the hornets please. Probably the quickest, the massive amount of venom would probably cause heart failure very soon. Other than your colourful options Cloffo, I think I'd go for cyanide capsule, although probably quite hard to get hold of these days.

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    Wammer turning japanese's Avatar
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    wot no option to be suffocated by Monica Bellucci's lady front bottom? poor show cloth
    The wrong kind of idiot

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    the chimps for me,i think they would tickle while tearing me apart so it would be fun..

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    Cute munkys please.
    "I'm a Twat" - Cloth-Ears, 02/02/2014

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    Horrible UKIP Bastard Cloth-Ears's Avatar
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    By now the soldier ants must be feeling left out.
    Work is a damn nuisance and a waste of precious time.

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    Super Wammer
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    Im looking for the " Heart attack at age 97 after 4 hours of rampant sex with two 27 year old nymphomaniacs" option.

    Cant seem to find it. Is that an oversight?

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    A cartridge needs 6 pins pmac's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by take5 View Post
    Im looking for the " Heart attack at age 97 after 4 hours of rampant sex with two 27 year old nymphomaniacs" option.

    Cant seem to find it. Is that an oversight?
    That's because it would be the "died in your sleep" option. It would most certainly, have been a dream
    "I have become a fat, half deaf oaf and social retard" - Cloth Ears - 20/03/14

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    Being bored to death by Cloth-Ears new posts .










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    Owner Mr Cat's Avatar
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    one sick pup lol
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    I think I'm losing the will to live reading your threads.
    Cloth-ears, you watch too much telly. Get out, and die another day.

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    Wammer
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    Where's the taken-into-the-woods-and-machinegunned-in-my-own-grave option?

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    A cartridge needs 6 pins pmac's Avatar
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    While we are about it, where's the "rubbed out by the Kondo Mafia" option?
    "I have become a fat, half deaf oaf and social retard" - Cloth Ears - 20/03/14

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    Wot, no "Burned at the stake" or "Eaten alive by sharks".

    Very bland clothy, must try harder.
    The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

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    Wammer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nagraboy View Post
    Other than your colourful options Cloffo, I think I'd go for cyanide capsule, although probably quite hard to get hold of these days.
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