It will be interesting to see what Wammers' preferences are in this poll.
Pick the death of your choice from the menu.
Vote now !
Pulled apart by chimpanzees
Swallowed whole by a great big python
Made into a skeleton very quickly by soldier ants
Nibbled to death by giraffes
Stung by Japanese giant hornets
Pecked by angry birds
Shagged to death by Mr Cat
Miserabled to death by Johnniebaby
I'm so dim I'll probably just forget to breathe at some point
N/A - I'm too lazy to die
I am already dead and noshing on your brains
I don't know, so fuck off and mind your own business
It will be interesting to see what Wammers' preferences are in this poll.
Pick the death of your choice from the menu.
Vote now !
I'm only a little cat and cannot do anything about evil conspiracies, if there were any, which there aren't.
............. and the menu is where exactly?
I was making it as you spoke.![]()
I'm only a little cat and cannot do anything about evil conspiracies, if there were any, which there aren't.
Does the lack of poll mean I'm immortal?
Uneconomic unit
None of the above.
Suzy Creamcheese - what's got into ya?
Easy, pecked by angry birds
in skimpy bikinis's, oiled up and ready!
Just selected the hornets please. Probably the quickest, the massive amount of venom would probably cause heart failure very soon. Other than your colourful options Cloffo, I think I'd go for cyanide capsule, although probably quite hard to get hold of these days.
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wot no option to be suffocated by Monica Bellucci's lady front bottom? poor show cloth
closer each day to not changing stuff needlessly
the chimps for me,i think they would tickle while tearing me apart so it would be fun..
Cute munkys please.![]()
Neg Rep for sale - £10 a shot.
By now the soldier ants must be feeling left out.
I'm only a little cat and cannot do anything about evil conspiracies, if there were any, which there aren't.
Im looking for the " Heart attack at age 97 after 4 hours of rampant sex with two 27 year old nymphomaniacs" option.
Cant seem to find it. Is that an oversight?
Being bored to death by Cloth-Ears new posts.
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one sick pup lol
RENT THIS SPACE from as little as 19.99 a month.
Highest standard, and the highest bullshit factor on the 'Wam.
Guaranteed!
I think I'm losing the will to live reading your threads.
Cloth-ears, you watch too much telly. Get out, and die another day.
Where's the taken-into-the-woods-and-machinegunned-in-my-own-grave option?
While we are about it, where's the "rubbed out by the Kondo Mafia" option?
Wot, no "Burned at the stake" or "Eaten alive by sharks".
Very bland clothy, must try harder.
The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.