The worlds best laxatives...

[earlofsodbury]

Stairs......

As a youngster, ascending stairs with the proverbial turtles head wasn't a problem...

These days is a bit touch and go if i will make it to the crapper.

I don't think that's age, more to do with hanging out with all them navy boys...

[johnny s]

Anyone remember Feenamint a chewing gum laxative ?
Sick of the senior bullies at school with their ' ay kid, give us your chewy ' I transferred the said Feenamint to a Wrigleys wrapper and happily doled the 'chewy' out to them.
Abdominal colic and the raging shites cured the bastards.

[BobC]

I don't think that's age, more to do with hanging out with all them navy boys...

I'll pass on your best wishes, am sure one or two would love to show you the Golden Rivet

[earlofsodbury]

I'll pass on your best wishes, am sure one or two would love to show you the Golden Rivet

Fun! Them lads ain't choosy!

[BobC]

Oooohhh, you're not wrong there

[johnny s]

Don't worry lad its only the roll of the sea.
Thank fcuk for that, It felt like a roll of lino.

[julian2002]

best laxitive thread ever:
http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/...hread-returns/

[mikehit]

best laxitive thread ever:
http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/...hread-returns/

OMG - that had me howling like I haven't done in a long, long time. Thaks for posting!

[awkwardbydesign]

best laxitive thread ever:
http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/...hread-returns/

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Just read it all. Make it a sticky!!!!!!

[JPG]

I've read that before - and I think I'll read it again. Brilliant thread.

[gav.d]

Part of my 'pre-op' for prostate removal last September was to be fed four doses of that stuff over 12 hours as the surgeon wanted 'my rear end clear'. I hadn't eaten much so I couldn't believe the piles of stinging toxic waste I produced. Fucking horrendous, as that thread says, have plenty of moist wipes to hand and be no further than six feet from the bog.

[mj446]

The wife's credit card bill usually works for me.

[Ozexpat]

best laxitive thread ever:
http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/...hread-returns/

For fuck sake ! That made tea come out my nose

[hifinutt]

Part of my 'pre-op' for prostate removal last September was to be fed four doses of that stuff over 12 hours as the surgeon wanted 'my rear end clear'. I hadn't eaten much so I couldn't believe the piles of stinging toxic waste I produced. Fucking horrendous, as that thread says, have plenty of moist wipes to hand and be no further than six feet from the bog.

yes i think its worse than the operation!

[gav.d]

yes i think its worse than the operation!

Forgot to mention that a couple of hours before the op. a nurse appeared with some apparatus, bottles and tubes and stuff. Good morning says she, I'm here to give you a liquid enema just to make sure. She needn't have bothered the picolax had wrung my arse dry.

[awkwardbydesign]

I had an enema after 13 days of constipation. The nurse left me on the pot with the door open to the waiting room! Couldn't move to shut it, and a crowd of people got a floor show. Bitch, I think she didn't like junkies.

[Jazid]

Jedward works for me, though to be fair they're more of an emetic

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[hifinutt]

i used to give soap and water enema`s years ago, massive funnel attached to a tube inserted into a rectum and poured several litres into a rectum and out again into a bucket ..... sounds barbaric but thats what used to happen before the age of decent laxatives !!!

[bmtell]

i used to give soap and water enema`s years ago, massive funnel attached to a tube inserted into a rectum and poured several litres into a rectum and out again into a bucket ..... sounds barbaric but thats what used to happen before the age of decent laxatives !!!

Sounds like fun. How much would you charge to do it now?

[hifinutt]

probably be locked up now but i do hear that the ex boss of orange is heavily into colonc cleansing !