"Can I speak to the owner of the business"
You don't even know the name of the company you are calling.
"We're conducting a survey"
Like f*ck. Its a sales call.
"3 months ago, you agreed to place some advertising with us".
B*llocks, I've never spoken to you before.
We've all got to make a living (unless you've been the CEO of a bank tax payers has kept alive and have bailed out after 5 minutes in the job with a big fat lump sum, share options and a mega pension) but I'd rather pick the scabs of a rabid dead donkey's arse than work in a call center.
I've got to the point of just slamming the phone down on these dregs of mankind.
Anyone got any killer replies to make these wastes of space feel even more worthless?