Ears

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  1. Ears

    Hello

    'Tis rumoured that he IS a big twin with a shaft drive!!!!
  2. It is round my way. Agreed, it's by phone, at least initially, but probably quicker than normal.
  3. A man has just had laser eye surgery and his surgeon leads him in his office to discuss how it went. The surgeon asks if he wants the good news or bad news first. The man excitedly replies, “I’ll take the good news first.” The surgeon tells him, “Well, you’re about to get a new dog.”
  4. My wife said, “Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?” I said, “That’s a novel idea.”
  5. Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest… For I have synonymed.
  6. Ears

    Covid Humour

    Very good......
  7. I throw up whenever I hear a joke. It’s a gag reflex.
  8. What did the Cypriot cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi.
  9. I just bought a gallon of correction fluid. Big mistake.
  10. Ears

    Hello

    Welcome to the madhouse!!!
  11. Why did Donald Trump marry an immigrant? Once again, immigrants are doing the jobs no American want to do. [Ooooh! Controversial !!!]
  12. Why did the blonde snort saccharin ? She thought it was diet coke.
  13. My teacher told me I’d never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much. I said, “Oh, yeah? Just you wait and see.”
  14. This is nice: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-53445054
  15. I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?” He said, “Try the ATM outside”.