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  1. Pah! These people who are into such modern tech!!!! I prefer to old stuff: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_bus
  2. https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/gadds'-dogbolter/063085-32041-32042 https://www.google.com/search?q=dogbolter&rlz=1C1GGRV_enGB807GB807&oq=dogbolter&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l6.3581j1j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
  3. I’m so annoyed with my hi-fi loving neighbour. He kept playing Lionel Richie songs at full blast. Normally I wouldn’t mind. But it was All Night Long.
  4. After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano. But it’s not an easy instrument to pick up.
  5. I married my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she’s been giving me lately.
  6. Racial stereotypes work both ways you know! My waiter in the Chinese restaurant now clearly thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to another customer. (Oh, hang on. Never mind. That wasn’t my waiter. )
  7. It may simply be that someone at Sugden misinterpreted the memo that said the firm's products had to be greener......
  8. Latest (?): https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55086927
  9. The secret of a happy marriage If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. There's no need to remind her every half hour.
  10. You obviously didn't need it then!
  11. What do you call the security in a Samsung Store? Guardians of the Galaxy.
  12. Where's the ARGHHHH!!!!! button when you need it ?
  13. https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/283175611777?chn=ps&var=583584692001&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=710-134428-41853-0&mkcid=2&itemid=583584692001_283175611777&targetid=1002021776313&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9046534&campaignid=10195651178&mkgroupid=107296207892&rlsatarget=pla-1002021776313&abcId=1145987&merchantid=113602053&gclid=CjwKCAiA-_L9BRBQEiwA-bm5fpBOhoVv_2r49aqLM-KEocgJeojBHcyft2wfgFS2nFAcdgk0gvGtcRoCANwQAvD_BwE
  14. No, my personality.....
  15. As Bazzer points out, you ar far, far too kind. But, after all, this is the one area of life where we can have a little levity, isn't it?
  16. What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting? Py-rex.
  17. Ears

    Covid Humour

    Badly positioned, though! (Or os that what they mean by 'toe-in'?)
  18. ??? It's been 70% in all the reports I've seen (although can rise to 90% if a small dose is given followed by a bigger one - they're still investigaing why). 90-95% relates the the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55040635
  19. Ego and superego walk into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m gonna need to see some id.”
  20. My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the “telephone” he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, “That’s nice, but…” “Look at what kids your age make in China!”
  21. I was working in my shop when the cashier called me over. He said, “These two blokes came in and tried to give me some fake fifty pound notes.” “What did they look like?” I asked. He said, “Fifty pound notes.”
  22. Posted 12 minutes ago ...or a Donegal one. My dear chap! You mean that there is a difference?
  23. What were you searching for when you found that??? !!!