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earl of sodbury
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shit!
cunting car won’t start
cunt from the AA got the motor startid: famly of refyugeez livin in thewater-main-sizedexzorst pipe…
pickt up Kevin, the Kevster, Kev and Fat Kevin from the War Memoreal whear they was taggin all the pijins! nice!
compared ASBOs - Fat Kevin's winning - 23: all4 pissin in the pick'n'mix in the scoop shop
shit!
cunt from the AA got the motor started again:2much drag from all the Rover drivers picknickin on the wale-tale spoilah
gave some cunt in a Mondeo a rite throm wen we screemed out a side road in front of him: silly-old suit-wearin cunt - wossee wavin an swearin 4?
stopped2 skin-up some skunk, smacked-on some depth-charge house…
shit!
cunt from the AA got the motor started again: sub flatted the battery, innit…
screemed round the shoppin centah4 a bit, did a bit of sniggering, chucked a few cans.Sum girls looked at us and we all spunked our kecks – it was well cool but had2 stop and mop-up
shit!
cunt from the AA got the motor started again… jism in the fuel tank…
tore-up to the dole-office, sined-on (I had 2 do evry1 cos Ime the only 1 wot cun rite). Thendown the Post Office- readies!: bort some more blue lights2 go on the valve caps…
shit! alternator burned-out from all the spotties, blue windscreen washers, underbody neons.........
cunt from the AA told us2 fuck off, so we nicked his stupid yellow van and set fire to it on the bypass
shit!
2 miles from home and no-one’s ever shown me how walking’s done…
I want my mummy…
cunting car won’t start
cunt from the AA got the motor startid: famly of refyugeez livin in thewater-main-sizedexzorst pipe…
pickt up Kevin, the Kevster, Kev and Fat Kevin from the War Memoreal whear they was taggin all the pijins! nice!
compared ASBOs - Fat Kevin's winning - 23: all4 pissin in the pick'n'mix in the scoop shop
shit!
cunt from the AA got the motor started again:2much drag from all the Rover drivers picknickin on the wale-tale spoilah
gave some cunt in a Mondeo a rite throm wen we screemed out a side road in front of him: silly-old suit-wearin cunt - wossee wavin an swearin 4?
stopped2 skin-up some skunk, smacked-on some depth-charge house…
shit!
cunt from the AA got the motor started again: sub flatted the battery, innit…
screemed round the shoppin centah4 a bit, did a bit of sniggering, chucked a few cans.Sum girls looked at us and we all spunked our kecks – it was well cool but had2 stop and mop-up
shit!
cunt from the AA got the motor started again… jism in the fuel tank…
tore-up to the dole-office, sined-on (I had 2 do evry1 cos Ime the only 1 wot cun rite). Thendown the Post Office- readies!: bort some more blue lights2 go on the valve caps…
shit! alternator burned-out from all the spotties, blue windscreen washers, underbody neons.........
cunt from the AA told us2 fuck off, so we nicked his stupid yellow van and set fire to it on the bypass
shit!
2 miles from home and no-one’s ever shown me how walking’s done…
I want my mummy…