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Just now, cassidy said:

Owlists 

They have lists?

Those owls are more organised than I feared.

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Just now, horace said:

They have lists?

Those owls are more organised than I feared.

They've been known to be brahms too...

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11 minutes ago, Tony_J said:

They've been known to be brahms too...

Be fair a drunken owl is an unusual sight

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4 minutes ago, cassidy said:

Be fair a drunken owl is an unusual sight

I worry that they won't find their way back to their holes.

 Nowt worse than an owl in the wrong hole.

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31 minutes ago, Tony_J said:

They've been known to be brahms too...

Who said I was drunk, whoo?. Knock, knock..whoo’s there?. As for Harry and Meghan, they want to leave the UK, because it is too wet to woo. TBH, I couldn’t give a hoot. As for Andrew, he was last seen going into Hooters :bouncey:.

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Will the royal couple have to pay for their own owls now, or should the taxpayer still bear that considerable burdon?

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1 hour ago, horace said:

They have lists?

Those owls are more organised than I feared.

Of course not, they are totally listless which is why they are asleep all day and have no milk in the fridge. 

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34 minutes ago, horace said:

Will the royal couple have to pay for their own owls now, or should the taxpayer still bear that considerable burdon?

The way the price of owls has been rising on the stock market recently they could end up being a conciderable asset to us taxpayers. Up the Owls. 

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1 hour ago, wHIZZY said:

The way the price of owls has been rising on the stock market recently they could end up being a conciderable asset to us taxpayers. Up the Owls. 

Good point. From now on, when people ask me what relevance the royals have in the modern world, I shall simply say 'Owls'.

End of discussion. What a relief it is to have finally put that issue to bed.

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5 hours ago, notaclue said:

You don't hear much about Princely Harold and Meghan, do you? Not much coverage of it in the media. 

:doh:

:nup:

Who?

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17 hours ago, notaclue said:

You don't hear much about Princely Harold and Meghan, do you? Not much coverage of it in the media. 

:doh:

:nup:

Suspiciously little about the owls, too. 

I'd have expected the Daily Mail to blame the whole debacle on the lack of controls on owl immigration (damn those foreign owls - coming over here, taking our small rodents etc). 

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12 hours ago, wHIZZY said:

Who?

Twit!.

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2 hours ago, horace said:

Suspiciously little about the owls, too. 

I'd have expected the Daily Mail to blame the whole debacle on the lack of controls on owl immigration (damn those foreign owls - coming over here, taking our small rodents etc). 

Owls of derision!

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1 hour ago, Tony_J said:

Owls of derision!

That's an awf-owl pun. 

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