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Hurrah, been missing all the jokes! Well, some of them 9_9.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it...

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Have you heard the one about the confused, constipated, mathematician?

... he worked it out with a pencil.

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People must not cough near you , they must cough far away .

If you hear someone coughing near you , tell them to....

...far cough .

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You can use a bra as a makeshift mask but only use the left cup otherwise you'll look like a right tit.

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First Russian Covid 19 death is named as Ivor Nastychestykoff.

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It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few further local businesses around our Town. The bra manufacturer has gone bust, the specialist in submersibles has gone under, the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers, the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded, the Heinz factory has been canned as they couldn't ketchup with orders, the tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road, the bread company has run out of dough, the clock manufacturer has had to wind down and gone cuckoo, the Chinese has been taken away, the shoe shop has had to put his foot down and given his staff the boot and finally the laundrette has been taken to the cleaners!

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Bin men not been for 3 weeks so told Diane to put the bottles out..

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Due to advances in modern transplant surgery, a man has had part of his left ear replaced with tissue from an ear of a pig. He reports that the surgery has gone well, and his ear is now fully repaired, but that he does hear some crackling from time to time...

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“Mr. Jones, I’ve reviewed this case very carefully, ” said the divorce court judge, “And I’ve decided to give your wife £300 a week.”

“That’s very fair, your honour,” said the husband. “I’ll try and send her a few quid myself every now and then too.”

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