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For her birthday I treated my wife to some new beads for her Abacus.

It's the little things that count.

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What do you call a alcohol-swigging, snooker playing author?

Beer Tricks Potter.

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Once saw this woman chatting up Usain Bolt. 

I thought she's pulling a fast one.

Since the lockdown I've got so lazy. The other day I purchased a smoke alarm with a snooze button.

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“Back in the day,” my grandfather started to say, “You could walk into a grocers with £2 in your pocket, and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, and a pack of butter as well.”

“But today,” he continued, “Wherever you go, there are cameras

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In our shopping centre, this busker had a didgeridoo and he was playing 'Dancing Queen' on it. I thought, "that's Abbariginal.   

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This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said " I want you to trace someone for me."

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I've decided to sell my Hoover - it's just sitting there collecting dust.

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Edited by plasticpenguin
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What present do you give a policeman on his Birthday? An iPlod.

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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

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