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Yesterday, since I was in the area, I decided to visit my childhood home.

I asked the residents if I could see inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

I'm going off my parents 

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If Covid 19 has forced you into wearing a mask and glasses at the same time you may be entitled to condensation .

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1 hour ago, Bazzer said:

If Covid 19 has forced you into wearing a mask and glasses at the same time you may be entitled to condensation .

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A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman sitting next to him said,
'How about that? I just ordered champagne too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer said.

'This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating.'
This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'
'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added:
'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man.
'I'm a chicken farmer and all last year my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying eggs again.'
'That's great!' said the woman,
'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said 'what a coincidence!'

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One minute you're young and cool..

..the next you're turning down the car radio to see better .

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8 minutes ago, Bazzer said:

One minute you're young and cool..

..the next you're turning down the car radio to see better .

Many, many heads nodding in agreement, Barry. :D

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23 hours ago, Pete the Feet said:

Help organisations exist for men who are victims of this scam, they can usually be found in the Yellow pages, listed under "Golf Clubs" 

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After being carried out of King's Cross station with severe concussion, I'm beginning to think my Hogwarts acceptance letter was a hoax.

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