Jokes, old or new (again!!!!)

[Ears 1,490]

What did Oliver Twist say at the Indian restaurant?

Please, can I have samosa?

[audio_PHIL_e 666]

2b OR NOT(2b) that is ff

[darthvadersdad 2,447]

[audio_PHIL_e 666]

3 hours ago, audio_PHIL_e said:

2b OR NOT(2b) that is ff

For them that don't get it, here's a little bit of code you can copy & paste into your text editor:

#include <stdio.h>

int main (int argc, char* argv[])
{
  unsigned char byte;
  unsigned char notbyte;
  unsigned char result;

  for (byte = 0; ; byte++)
  {
    notbyte = ~byte;
    result = byte | notbyte;
    printf("%2x %2x %2x\n",byte,notbyte,result);    
    if (notbyte == 0) {break;}
  }

}
 

Then you can save it as tobe.c and

gcc tobe.c -o tobe

after which you can run tobe to see the results

[darthvadersdad 2,447]

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[Ears 1,490]

12 minutes ago, darthvadersdad said:

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It's witchcraft, putting a spell on counting in 10s....

[darthvadersdad 2,447]

7 minutes ago, Ears said:

It's witchcraft, putting a spell on counting in 10s....

Thats ok I can count to 10😝

[audio_PHIL_e 666]

There are 10 kinds of people in this world: them that understand binary and them that don't

[Tony_J 5,333]

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those that can't...

[Ears 1,490]

And the award for most contrived joke of the day goes to.........

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread?

It’s a Pita Parka.

[Beobloke 881]

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those that can't...

I always understood that there are two types of people in the world:

1. Those that can extrapolate a conclusion from incomplete data.

[Ears 1,490]

There are two types of people in the world.  

Those that finish what they start.

[Tony_J 5,333]

23 minutes ago, Ears said:

There are two types of people in the world.  

Those that finish what they start.

There are two types of people in this world.

Those that are apathetic...

[radiant red 5,126]

[Ears 1,490]

There arrrrrr two types of people in the world.  

Those who like pirates, and those who do not.....