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4 hours ago, TIU said:

I was addicted to riding my bike but I broke the cycle.

Talk about Lawrence Armstrong getting done for taking drugs while riding his bike - when I was on drugs I couldn't even find mine!

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What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head?

Ed Wood.

What do you call a man with 2 pieces of wood on his head?

Ed Woodward.

What do you call a man with 3 pieces of wood on his head?

Edward Woodward.

What do you call a man with 4 pieces of wood on his head?

I don’t know … but Edward Woodward would.

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On 14/06/2021 at 11:03, darthvadersdad said:

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I'm not getting there. Please explain.

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4 minutes ago, Colinjg said:

I'm not getting there. Please explain.

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1 minute ago, Tony_J said:

Depp

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👍👍

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5 minutes ago, Tony_J said:

Depp

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Ta. God I'm getting old and slow.

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4 minutes ago, Colinjg said:

Ta. God I'm getting old and slow.

Arn't we all mate it's way past my bedtime😝

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Aaron and Reuben decide to try a new restaurant.

"The food in here is terrible!", declares Aaron.

"And such small portions too.", agrees Reuben.

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How many quantum physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: one to hold the bulb and another to rotate the universe.

They really crack me up , those guys.

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An American headline....

Tom Youngs position is  'Hooker' they are just not ready for rugby union yet:doh:

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