Classy Song titles

[vinylsearch]

for some reason the thread Best Band Names of All Time.. made me think of stupidsong titles...

and the one that always comes to mind is Quiet Sun's (Phil Manzanera Ex Roxy Music):- Mummy was an asteroid, daddy was a small non stick Kitchen utensil..

maybe I should just get out a bit more..

 

[kennyk]

Never Trust a Man (With Egg on his face) - Adam and the Antz

 

[vinylsearch]

kennyk wrote:

Never Trust a Man (With Egg on his face) - Adam and the Antz

why is it congealed egg yolk always looks so crusty..:minikiev:

 

[HoopsOnToast]

Pissing in the wind- Badly drawn boy

10538 Overture - ELO

 

[meninblack]

As One Aflame, Laid Bare by Desire - Black Tape for a Blue Girl (from the album of the same name.)

 

[Beobloke]

"Loving you aint easy but someone's gotta do it" - Bonnie Tyler IIRC.

Then there's theFloyd classic "Several species of small furry animals, gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict" When, as a young whippersnapper, i recorded my brother-in-law's copy of Ummagumma, writing that out took up most of the bloody track listing space on the tape insert...............

And virtually anything by the Cocteau Twins of course. Highlights including -

"Spooning good singing gum"

"Feathers-oar-blades"

"Sugar hiccup"

"Serpentskirt"

and my personal favourite -

"How to bring a blush to the snow"

 

[harv]

tracks 1 and 2 of 'bag of blue sparks' by Two lone Swordsmen is always amusing

1) Sticky

2) Gay spunk

 

[earl of sodbury]

"He Whipped My Ass At Tennis So I Fucked His Ass In Bed"from Pansy Division's "Total Entertainment"

"Tittiepop"from Need New Body's "U.F.O."

"Peeling Back The Foreskin Of Liberty" from Lard's "Pure Chewing Satisfaction"

all get my boat floated, or indeed, my goat bloated...

 

[Boxer]

Just to be obtuse (who? Me?): all of Sigur Ros' () album.

Boxer

 

[harv]

boxer wrote:

Just to be obtuse (who? Me?): all of Sigur Ros' () album.Boxer

you can add autechre to that list as well as some Aphex

 

[ErikFH]

 

[Jezzer]

"So Hard" - Pet Shop Boys

"I've Never Been to Me" - Charlene

 

[Guest]

Gonna write a classic Gonna write it in the attic Cos I'm an addict, an addict for your love. Classic by Adrian Gurvitz Sheer unadulterated bilge of the lowest order. Absolutely shite but hilarious every time Steve Wright introduces it on TOTP 2

 

[chezi61]

A couple of Beauties from Half Man , Half Biscuit ;

99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.

The bastard son of Dean Freidman.

and the classic , All I want for Xmas is a Dukla Prague away strip.

Zappa ; Why does it hurt when I pee ?

chezi.

 

[Matt J]

A few from Panic At The Disco;

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.

The only difference between martyrdom and suicide is press coverage.

Theres a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just havent thought of it yet.

OMFG how freaky?! as I type this lying is the most fun... has started playing on the radio

Beck - Diamond Bollocks