GulliGo

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Wow! This stuff really works! I was expecting Dr Mosfet’s GulliGo to cure my audiophoolery and it didn’t disappoint!!

Exactly as Dr Mosfet had suggested to me, GulliGo stopped all my fancy cables from working and bevelling the edges of my CDs doesn’t make any difference any more.

Dr Mosfet told me GulliGo would start working the moment I placed the order. He wasn’t wrong. Even before I got my GulliGo the effects of my audiophoolery just disappeared like magic!

I’m now cured of my gullible suggestibility. Dr Mosfet is a really really nice man.

Thanks Dr Mosfet!

A.Stooge

Hey, thanks for the very genuine unsolicited testimonial.

Yes, GulliGo is the result of years of my own research and a synergistic technology developed by NASA. Even the bottle is made from aeronautical grade plastic. GulliGo is great value at £200. GulliGo is really really good because it costs a lot.

I offer a full 14-day refund on every order of GulliGo - but you won’t need that because GulliGo begins to work the moment you believe this bullshit.

* Dr. Mosfet is not a real doctor.

 
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Wow! This stuff really works! I was expecting Dr Mosfet’s GulliGo to cure my audiophoolery and it didn’t disappoint!!

Exactly as Dr Mosfet had suggested to me, GulliGo stopped all my fancy cables from working and bevelling the edges of my CDs doesn’t make any difference any more.

Dr Mosfet told me GulliGo would start working the moment I placed the order. He wasn’t wrong. Even before I got my GulliGo the effects of my audiophoolery just disappeared like magic!

I’m now cured of my gullible suggestibility. Dr Mosfet is a really really nice man.

Thanks Dr Mosfet!

A.Stooge

Hey, thanks for the very genuine unsolicited testimonial.

Yes, GulliGo is the result of years of my own research and a synergistic technology developed by NASA. Even the bottle is made from aeronautical grade plastic. GulliGo is great value at £200. GulliGo is really really good because it costs a lot.

I offer a full 14-day refund on every order of GulliGo - but you won’t need that because GulliGo begins to work the moment you believe this bullshit.

* Dr. Mosfet is not a real doctor.
Judging by your avatar it doesn't do much for your looks..

 

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I'm interested in this fine product, but I have some concerns:

My sound shaping consultants have insisted that I should under no circumstances allow anything magnetic into the listening room. Are your tablets magnetic? Can they be demagnetised using my CD/LP demagnetiser?

I'm also not allowed to have the colour green anywhere in the house. can you supply the tablets with a blue lid? Blue is optimal for sound quality.

 

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Hi meninblack

Sound Shaping Consultants know what they are talking about because they have read lots of hi-fi magazines.

Yes, everything is magnetic and magnetical fields are very bad for your hi-fi. CD/LP demagnetisers are great for CDs and LPs. Scientifically advanced treatments like Deep Magnetigenic Treatment are even better. GulliGo tablets are deep deep DMT treated for even more performance.

Can I suggest something to you? I suggest you try the pure silver lids of GulligGo Plus+. They are shiny and silver and a great upgrade.

Dr Mosfet PhD BS

 

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Thanks, Dr Mosfet.

The silver upgrade sure sounds like what I need. How much is that?

Should I keep the tablets in the freezer? I have a great freezer - it is made entirely out of Mpingo wood and has no magnetic or green parts. I keep all my CDs in it. It makes a massive difference to the sound, even though it's in the garage, 2 streets away. The man across the road noticed the improvement as he walked past the house...

 

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Dear Dr Mosfet,

I wonder if deep freezing these tablets would improve them in any way? I have heard that deep criogenic treatments can realine the GuliGo molecules to make them more effective.

Thanks,

A. W. Anchor.

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Damn MIB got there first.
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Hi meninblack and Hi Mr Anchor

I recommended you keep your GulliGo and GulliGo Plus+ tablets in the freezer. You should also send me the knob from the freezer thermostat control so I can apply my specialised proprietary treatment. I cannot say what this treatment is because it is a secret. It works on all knobs. There are a lot of knobs about. The cost is £asmuchasIcantakeyoufor.

Please look out for my new GulliGo Plus+ Ultra tablets. *NEW* GulliGo Plus+ Ultra cures audiophoolery and also promotes critical thinking skills in the hard of thinking.

**GulliGo, GulliGo Plus+ and Gulligo Plus+ Ultra tablets have not undergone any testing and may be chocolate M&Ms disguised and repackaged by a bullshitter.

 

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Dear Dr. Mosfet,

I've heard that GulliGo can affect the cleverness of small timepieces and fried potatos, is this really true?

your worriedly

Ivanna Bell-Eave (Mrs)

 

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When I put my magic mains cable on the kettle it seems to boil quicker, only seems though mind you as I havent measured the time it takes or anything, but I swear its quicker. Will your tablets work for this similar affliction? or do you do a more expensive spin off brand that can sort me out? as I feel I need to pay more than the next bloke for it to work on me
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I heard that Russ Andrews took one and disapeard up his own arsehole.

Is that true, or just a lie?

A. W.Anchor

 

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Matt J wrote:

When I put my magic mains cable on the kettle it seems to boil quicker, only seems though mind you as I havent measured the time it takes or anything, but I swear its quicker. Will your tablets work for this similar affliction? or do you do a more expensive spin off brand that can sort me out? as I feel I need to pay more than the next bloke for it to work on me
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Of course it's quicker. Like night and day with my kettle.

There's no point trying to measure it. Measurements are very unreliable. You should trust your own clueless and uninformed guesses - that's the only measurement that matters.
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meninblack wrote:

Matt J wrote:
When I put my magic mains cable on the kettle it seems to boil quicker, only seems though mind you as I havent measured the time it takes or anything, but I swear its quicker. Will your tablets work for this similar affliction? or do you do a more expensive spin off brand that can sort me out? as I feel I need to pay more than the next bloke for it to work on me
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Of course it's quicker. Like night and day with my kettle.

There's no point trying to measure it. Measurements are very unreliable. You should trust your own clueless and uninformed guesses - that's the only measurement that matters.
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Ahhh, thanks for that, I see where I'm going wrong now.

I was stood watching it boil from start to finish with the new cable and it seemed loads quicker, my mate who was stood next to me with a stop watch however reported an identical time to the cable that was supplied with the kettle.

needless to say I ignored his comments as you cant trust the accuracyofsaid devices like for an eventlike kettle boiling, there is no accurate way to measure it, it has to done by the user's mind and is also relative to the cost difference between the old one and new one.

I think I need some extra strength super Gulli-Go, can you make me a special batch thats identical to the normal stuff but is in a better bottle? and therefore delivers the placebo I so dearly need.

Thanking you most kindly,

Mike Hunt.

 

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meninblack wrote:

Matt J wrote:
When I put my magic mains cable on the kettle it seems to boil quicker, only seems though mind you as I havent measured the time it takes or anything, but I swear its quicker. Will your tablets work for this similar affliction? or do you do a more expensive spin off brand that can sort me out? as I feel I need to pay more than the next bloke for it to work on me
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Of course it's quicker. Like night and day with my kettle.

There's no point trying to measure it. Measurements are very unreliable. You should trust your own clueless and uninformed guesses - that's the only measurement that matters.
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Yeah, you need to take youself to a dealer. Put yourself in thier hands. Beleive what they tell you. Then make up your own mind. A stop watch would simply confuse matters. If it seems quickerto you, then that's all that counts.
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I used to have trouble with my electric lawn mower cutting out when using a standard mains block extension. But when I swapped that for an audiophile mains block, the lawn mower worked fine and never cut out.

Amazing!
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(It's also true).

 

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JANDL100 wrote:

I used to have trouble with my electric lawn mower cutting out when using a standard mains block extension. But when I swapped that for an audiophile mains block, the lawn mower worked fine and never cut out.Amazing!
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(It's also true).
Sorry mossy my order can wait, theres obviously someone in greater need of it than me
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Dear Dr Mosfet, will your new wonder treatment make my cats sing in tune? Will I need the special fish-flavoured version for maximum feline efficaceousness?

And will it cure my asthma too???????

 

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boxer wrote:

Dear Dr Mosfet, will your new wonder treatment make my cats sing in tune? Will I need the special fish-flavoured version for maximum feline efficaceousness?And will it cure my asthma too???????
what about dromadrosis?

 

Boxer

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Fortunately, I am not troubled by that particular condition.

Am I right in thinking it can be alleviated by judicious application of yellow snow, especially when applied using a circular motion?

 

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