Lone Ranger and Tonto

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Trefor
As a man from that generation that used to watch the originals I just had to go.

Well sod the critics what are they on about its flippin Brilliant.

Yeah I can find a few niggles but Generally its definitely worth a visit, Sound is fab to.

 

Tons of Fun

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Apr 26, 2006
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All you need to do is pay to watch the film over and over again from now until it closes and...

... you still won't have made any impact on the space program's worth of cash it is going to lose.

 

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Old Welwyn,
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Trefor
All you need to do is pay to watch the film over and over again from now until it closes and...... you still won't have made any impact on the space program's worth of cash it is going to lose.
I reckon it will do a bounce back in popularity once the word of mouth gets out

 

Toe rag

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Thought it was shit acting was so bad, didnt look like they were hamming it up either, script , there wasnt one made it up as they went along then left it up to the editor, not sure if he made a good job or what out of it, does Helen have to be in Deppp's films or is it just a money thing her script was appalling. did not like.

 

Injector

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Jul 23, 2005
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HiFi Trade?
  1. No
Johnny Depp bores me these days and the film looks/sounds shit. I will reserve judgement until I've actually seen it though. I will however wait until it's £4 at Asda.

 

Chumpy

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Dec 3, 2005
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Charlie
HiFi Trade?
  1. No
a) Depp is one of the great modern chap-actors.

b) I shall avoid this turkey till it is on £146 annually tellie.

c) PROPER Kemo Sabay - Tonto - Silver film (apart from super 60s etc TV Lone Ranger) is the 2009 French film with 'Horse-Indian-Cowboy' (as shown yesterday morning on Film 4) 'A Town Called Panic'.

E.g.:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Town_Called_Panic

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/town_called_panic/

and with Eng sub tits on YouTu. ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po0ehSPmoPc

 

Huntergatherer

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Old Welwyn,
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Trefor
Wow you guys, what a negative bunch of comments. Just don't get it minor niggles yes but it beats a tleast three of the Pirates .

Mmm well each to his own.

Can these reviewers actually make a movie rather than slag it of ? Just get your heads out of the sand and go and see it ,a truly entertaining cinematic experience

 

Blurboy

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Just take it for what it's meant to be - an entertaining, tongue in cheek, appeal to a new generation film! Kids who love Depp, in fact adults too, will love it as he's the star and brings his zany acting to the front. He doesn't take life seriously so neither should we. Enjoy.

 

Huntergatherer

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Old Welwyn,
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Trefor
Just take it for what it's meant to be - an entertaining, tongue in cheek, appeal to a new generation film! Kids who love Depp, in fact adults too, will love it as he's the star and brings his zany acting to the front. He doesn't take life seriously so neither should we. Enjoy.
Abso flippin lutely

 

Tel

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Aug 13, 2006
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HiFi Trade?
  1. No
Thought it was shit acting was so bad, didnt look like they were hamming it up either, script , there wasnt one made it up as they went along then left it up to the editor, not sure if he made a good job or what out of it, does Helen have to be in Deppp's films or is it just a money thing her script was appalling. did not like.
About time we knew the identity of Chumpy's apprentice.

Nice to see that succession planning is alive and well on the Wigwam :)

 

Pete the Feet

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HiFi Trade?
  1. No
Wow you guys, what a negative bunch of comments. Just don't get it minor niggles yes but it beats a tleast three of the Pirates .Mmm well each to his own.

Can these reviewers actually make a movie rather than slag it of ? Just get your heads out of the sand and go and see it ,a truly entertaining cinematic experience
I think maybe the Bare Arsed Mountain overtones are frightening off a few of the prospective viewers.

 

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