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You might argue that the original was a huge steaming pile of Schmaltzty Holywood turd, with enough sacharine to buy out tate and lyle, more cliches than an ad writers convention and an underline so devoted to promoting AMERICA as the ideal nation that the gullible must have been overfilling the lower decks of all Titanic's sister ships for many a generation.
OK. I liked it too. But boys! It's crap, and a sequel can't possibly, in a any way known to man, be worse.
Unless they cast De caprio.
In which case you were right.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :KH: