Alan Shearer - please

[The Strat]

:rant:

Just watched MOTD - AS may have been a great player but he should not be allowed to appear in public until he gets some decent shirts. In fact him Lineker and Hansen all look idiots - get some suits and ties. Honestly standards are terrible these days.

 

[Hayward]

:rant: Just watched MOTD - AS may have been a great player but he should not be allowed to appear in public until he gets some decent shirts. In fact him Lineker and Hansen all look idiots - get some suits and ties. Honestly standards are terrible these days.

Yes, the three of them have access to everything, loads of cash and no taste WHATSOEVER!

MOTD is actually a completely vile experience. A smug cunt, A cracked record sweaty sock cunt and another cunt that talks about himself in the third cunt.

I can't watch it anymore...

 

[The Strat]

Yes, the three of them have access to everything, loads of cash and no taste WHATSOEVER!MOTD is actually a completely vile experience. A smug cunt, A cracked record sweaty sock cunt and another cunt that talks about himself in the third cunt.

I can't watch it anymore...

Superb ranting Ritchie.

 

[pmac]

I record it, watch it the next morning and fast forward through all of the banal utterings. I've been watching football for nearly 50 years, I don't need those overpaid, self satisfied, tossers to tell me about the game I have just watched :nup:

 

[Matt J]

Watching MOTD for fashion tips?

[football chant] Arrrrrre you So-lid in disguise? [/football chant]

 

[rcook]

I record it, watch it the next morning and fast forward through all of the banal utterings. I've been watching football for nearly 50 years, I don't need those overpaid, self satisfied, tossers to tell me about the game I have just watched :nup:

Only way to watch MOTD, saves wasting valuable minutes of your life you will never otherwise get back

 

[Bourney]

Hansen was watching a different match to the one I went to yesterday, sick of his voice to be honest and his strange eyebrows. Lineker has become far too comfortable.Shearer, hmm I'd rather listen to Gary Neville and for some strange reason I still quite like Lawrenson.

 

[Bazzer]

:rant: Just watched MOTD - AS may have been a great player but he should not be allowed to appear in public until he gets some decent shirts. In fact him Lineker and Hansen all look idiots - get some suits and ties. Honestly standards are terrible these days.

Have you seem MOTD 2, Colin Murray who I really like btw, his dress sense for TV :doh: . He has obviously been told as he has smartened up a bit.

 

[Chumpy]

Will try to look at these blokes' clothes next time I watch/fast-forward through Beeb MOTD footie. But I still feel that twat Gormless's "Angle Of T'Nort' '' should be replaced by/dressed as Alan Shearer.

 

[Brown Bottle]

Hansen was watching a different match to the one I went to yesterday, sick of his voice to be honest and his strange eyebrows. Lineker has become far too comfortable.Shearer, hmm I'd rather listen to Gary Neville and for some strange reason I still quite like Lawrenson.

I wouldn't trust Lawrenson near children. Don't mind him on MOTD, can't stand him on 5 Live during live games though, he thinks he's some kind off fucking comedian. Anyone is better than Stan Collymore on TalkBollocks though.

Cheers BB

 

[Corruption]

Just don't get me started on Alan Green....

 

[Brown Bottle]

Just don't get me started on Alan Green....

He's featured more than once in the Cockpunch Thread. He's a fucking arsehole. The BBC should have sacked Green and stopped Mark Saggers going to TalkBollocks. I noticed the other day that Saggers has been paired with Scouse Idiot and Horse abuser Fat Mick Quinn, what a waste of a talented broadcaster.

Cheers BB

 

[Mark H]

Just don't get me started on Alan Green....

Alan Green, then. What do you think?

 

[mikehit]

One of the best commentators is Alan. He speaks a lot of sense.

 

[Craig]

One of the best commentators is Alan. He speaks a lot of sense.

To smackheads, maybe

 

[dicy]

They are all a bunch of utter cunts, which really pains me as i genuinely love the BBC and - until recently - their sports coverage.

Just google Alan Green to get a taste of how much of a tool this man is - and as for the current MOTD sofa load of idiots:grrr:

Shearer is a particularly bad example - he is paid a frigging fortune as a so called 'expert' - yet when asked (and this is just one example) a few weeks ago on Readings chances of staying up - he posited - 'only time will tell'.

Well, shall we forward your pay cheque to fucking time then Alan!!

When Robbie Savage is the best of the bunch (i can't believe i'm actually saying that) then the fucking bunch needs to be binned!