Cheese.
Almost any cheese, but especially something with blue bits that's sensibly mature.
A good chutney. Not overly fond of anything with too much chilli, as it can take away the subtlety of a really good cheese. Have two pots left of last year's chutney. Green tomatoes from the garden, shallots, spices and red wine vinegar. Left to stew on a low heat for about ten hours, then bottled and left for at least six months.
The choice is always between a really good cheddar, or something blue.
And a decent ale. None of your poncey lagers please.
I love a Belgian beer (or half a dozen), but not with cheese and biscuits. No sir. English ale is a requirement.
As an alternative, a few Belgian bottles with some savoury snacks. Something fish-based on a thin and toasted slice works perfectly.
Third alternative, bacon, sausages, beans, fried slice, fried egg, black pudding.
Shit. I'm hungry.