Proper Hovis Hauler !!

[Borats Baby]

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[ClassikFan]

Wow, that looks great, I must lower the suspension on my moped!

 

[earl of sodbury]

Talking of Proper Hovis Haulers, I saw a bunch of pikeys on the move yesterday, just outside Bath, and one lot were towing their caravan behind a hearse! Had the whole minibus full of us in stitches... Unsual sideline- "do you want yer drive tarmac-ing or yer gran burying sorr?"

PS/edit: that Volvo is MINGING

 

[darrenm]

I thought Civic TypeR's were the true bread vans?

 

[technobear]

So does it rise up like a Citroen BX when you start it or does it just fall apart at the first bump in the road?

 

[earl of sodbury]

darrenm wrote:

I thought Civic TypeR's were the true bread vans?

think there's a touch of confusion here - Hovis = Brown-Bread = rhyming slang for dead, in allusion to Volvo estates resemblance to hearses: spot the difference...

A standard Volvo estate:

A hearse:

sod of earlbury

 

[darrenm]

I just thought it meant a huge car, that looked like an MPV/van.

 

[Borats Baby]

darrenm wrote:

I just thought it meant a huge car, that looked like an MPV/van.

Huge ?

Honda Civic ?

 

[thrunobulax]

darrenm wrote:

I just thought it meant a huge car, that looked like an MPV/van.

:rofl:There was me thinking that bournemouth was full of ex cocks.

The thing is, we all get to ride the hovis hauler one day, so maybe you could start a brown bread parlour bb, good money in it.

 

[Borats Baby]

thrunobulax wrote:

:rofl:There was me thinking that bournemouth was full of ex cocks.The thing is, we all get to ride the hovis hauler one day, so maybe you could start a brown bread parlour bb, good money in it.

I'd never be out of work would I !!

My missus has to deal with them daily in her job. Reckons they're all minted !!

 

[earl of sodbury]

darrenm wrote:

I just thought it meant a huge car, that looked like an MPV/van.

Oh yes, I see where the confusion arises there:

Bread Van:

Honda Civic:

 

[JPG]

Shureley Some Mishtake?

Civic:

Breadvan:

Are they related? I think we should be told.

 

[Matt J]

I thought the old Z3 coupe was a bit of a bread van?!

However, this takes the biscuit!!

 

[darrenm]

The only BM I've ever liked in my life is the M Coupé.