coherent systems.

[flapland]

A little off topic

I think this might be cheaper than the Black Ravioli and it is also, pretending to be something italian, very dense, rubbery and has a outside wrapper.

Block Mozzarella invented by scientists in labs to have a shelf life of 10 years, extreme elastic properties when heated and taste like rubber squash balls.

 

[johnniebaby]

Does it have to be ravioli......................only I've got some left over lasagne, if I wrapped that in Kevlar would that do the job?

 

[SergeAuckland]

^ If this ever caught on, we'd be arguing as to whether buffalo mozzarella sounds better than cow mozzarella.

S.

 

[flapland]

^ If this ever caught on, we'd be arguing as to whether buffalo mozzarella sounds better than cow mozzarella.S.

It has to be the cheap stuff, buffalo isn't dense enough. Now for those who like QED Silver Anniversary cables and anything else with silver I present Dairylee sound absorption pyramids.

 

[rockmeister]

nah...too squidgy.

Anyway the foil wrapper will allow it to distort. Shrink wrapped in plastic is best...I would reckon that edam would work a treat; lovely and rubbery.

OR

a VERY hard boiled egg. I've had eggs my gran boiled you could drive a steamroller over without damage. No idea how she achieved this...some special technique slow boiling for three hours in vinegar?

 

[meninblack]

Now Tony is heavily into French hi-fi he's importing these instead of ravioli:

 

[Stupinder]

Now Tony is heavily into French hi-fi he's importing these instead of ravioli:

Quite a buzz about this product in hifi circles at the moment

 

[meninblack]

Quite a buzz about this product in hifi circles at the moment

It must be good then. :^ Does Jerry have any yet?

 

[Stupinder]

try some babybel cheese - perfect size and squidgyness...

Purple, red, yellow or green? Each has their own sonic signature you know

 

[Stupinder]

It must be good then. :^ Does Jerry have any yet?

No, and I suggest we keep it a secret from him, we don't want stampedes in the aisles of L'Elclerc.

 

[flapland]

What have I started.... :doh:

I find these are useful under smaller items, they do get a bit squdigy under Class A Amps so I would only put them under Class D amps me thinks.

 

[SergeAuckland]

No, and I suggest we keep it a secret from him, we don't want stampedes in the aisles of L'Elclerc.

Can you imagine the scene of a load of balding, overweight Englishmen asking the few staff at LeClerc or Intermarche about Babybel's sonic properties?

Too wonderful.

S.

 

[Stupinder]

Can you imagine the scene of a load of balding, overweight Englishmen asking the few staff at LeClerc or Intermarche about Babybel's sonic properties?
Too wonderful.

S.

I'd ask in Intermarché in the morning but they don't like me in there as it is due to an unfortunate incident with some apples. Monday afternoon i'll make some enquiries in l'Eclerc.

 

[pmac]

I'd ask in Intermarché in the morning but they don't like me in there as it is due to an unfortunate incident with some apples. Monday afternoon i'll make some enquiries in l'Eclerc.

Sorry Stu, but you can't leave it there, details please

 

[Tel]

OR

a VERY hard boiled egg. I've had eggs my gran boiled you could drive a steamroller over without damage. No idea how she achieved this...some special technique slow boiling for three hours in vinegar?

Your memory is playing up again Rocky, they were conkers not eggs!

 

[Stupinder]

Sorry Stu, but you can't leave it there, details please

Nothing very exciting really. I bought a bag of apples which when I noticed were a bit manky when i got them to the checkout. Woman scanned them and I then asked if I could go and change them. She got REALLY arsey (like REALLY arsey) I got arsey back, went and got some new apples and she'd gone off in a huff and ignored me by the time I returned. Very odd what upsets the French really,but she really did take a disproportionate paddy given that the apples really were manksome beyond being any good and I was, at first, very polite (me being the foreigner in her country and all that).

 

[pmac]

Nothing very exciting really. I bought a bag of apples which when I noticed were a bit manky when i got them to the checkout. Woman scanned them and I then asked if I could go and change them. She got REALLY arsey (like REALLY arsey) I got arsey back, went and got some new apples and she'd gone off in a huff and ignored me by the time I returned. Very odd what upsets the French really,but she really did take a disproportionate paddy given that the apples really were manksome beyond being any good and I was, at first, very polite (me being the foreigner in her country and all that).

Haha, and here was me expecting tales of visits to A & E, extraction devices being mentioned and excuses like "it was on the chair when I sat down"

 

[Stupinder]

Haha, and here was me expecting tales of visits to A & E, extraction devices being mentioned and excuses like "it was on the chair when I sat down"

Sis you see the programme on young doctors in Newcastle recently? A guy had a toilet brush shoved up his arse. Apparently he fell off the loo and landed on the toilet brush. Yup, that'll happen. :^

 

[pmac]

Only on the Wam, could a thread about a Hi-fi retailer end up with a discussion about objects stuck up peoples arses

 

[flapland]

Some people use the strangest objects to tune their rear port.